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	<title>The Limey Report &#187; tv</title>
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	<description>Life&#039;s essentials - Politics and Shopping!</description>
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		<title>Buy Playstation 3 at a discount</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2010/06/24/buy-playstation-3-at-a-discount/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the war of game consoles, Sony&#8217;s PlayStation is a tough opponent – In one small, sexy box lies the ability to play Hi-Def movies, DVD&#8217;s, CD&#8217;s, upload and view photos from your digital cameras, plug in your iPod and morph your humble home into a disco, surf the internet and elp science discover the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/playstation.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1886" title="playstation" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/playstation-300x199.jpg" alt="" width="243" height="161" /></a>In the war of game consoles, Sony&#8217;s PlayStation is a tough opponent – In one small, sexy box lies the ability to play Hi-Def movies, DVD&#8217;s, CD&#8217;s, upload and view photos from your digital cameras, plug in your iPod and morph your humble home into a disco, surf the internet <span style="text-decoration: underline;">and</span> elp science discover the cure to diseases with &#8216;Folding @ Home.&#8217;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Oh, and it also plays games.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The one thing that puts people off is the price – these drool-making gadgets can sell for over $300, and that&#8217;s too rich for all but the most addicted of gamers. But there are sites where you can find a <a href="http://www.buy.com/cat/playstation-3-games-accessories-and-ps3-systems/63113.html" target="_blank">playstation 3</a> – and all the games you could want &#8211; on sale at a more sensible price.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Start at that link and see how you feel&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pphotography/" target="_blank">PSHH</a></p>
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		<title>HDTV buyers need some smart FYI</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2010/01/08/hdtv-buyers-need-some-smart-fyi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, all the networks beat us over the head for what seemed like months about how vital it was that we all go Hi-Def. Then they play shows that make even the furniture look exciting and new.
But sometimes it can be;
A lot of people succumbed to the hype and dropped half their life savings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-679" href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/11/24/hi-def-meets-hi-design/tv/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-679" title="tv" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tv.jpg" alt="tv" width="240" height="167" /></a>Last year, all the networks beat us over the head for what seemed like months about how vital it was that we all go Hi-Def. Then they play shows that make even the <em>furniture </em>look exciting and new.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">But sometimes it can be;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">A lot of people succumbed to the hype and dropped half their life savings on a Hi-Def TV. But one part of the deal that so many scrimp on are good <a href="http://www.standsandmounts.com">tv stands</a>. And that&#8217;s never good.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If you have a $1500 TV you don&#8217;t leave it at risk on a shelf. Choosing a stand can be tricky, it&#8217;s true – but it&#8217;s better than cleaning up glass. That link is one source for stands, but I&#8217;ll leave it to you to decide&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Colon Cleansing is a butt-load of cash</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/11/26/colon-cleansing-is-a-butt-load-of-cash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since a popular Chicago-based talk-show host told her ranks of deluded believers that colon cleansing is a great and healthy idea this formerly little-known – and even less talked about – practice has become almost a rage.
Thousands of people now know the benefits of such deep irrigation and practice this safe and healthy way [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1390" href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/11/26/colon-cleansing-is-a-butt-load-of-cash/red-toilet-roll/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1390" title="red-toilet-roll" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/red-toilet-roll.jpg" alt="red-toilet-roll" width="180" height="240" /></a>Ever since a popular Chicago-based talk-show host told her ranks of deluded believers that colon cleansing is a great and healthy idea this formerly little-known – and even <em>less</em> talked about – practice has become almost a rage.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Thousands of people now know the benefits of such deep irrigation and practice this safe and healthy way to remove life&#8217;s less welcome residue on a regular basis. But which of the wide range of products gives the <a href="http://www.coloncleanseresearch.com/" target="_blank">best colon cleanse</a>?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">That&#8217;s an important answer to find, because most cleaners are not cheap and regular use can also clean out your wallet. Luckily, some kind folk have now done the research and there&#8217;s plenty of advice to be had if you know where to look.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">We found a link to one option, but you make the call&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/champagnechic/" target="_blank">Chic</a></p>
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		<title>Can New York cost less cash and stress?</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/11/15/can-new-york-cost-less-cash-and-stress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since Bill Pullman totally lost Meg Ryan&#8217;s attention in Nora Ephron&#8217;s 1993 classic rom-com, &#8216;Sleepless in Seattle,&#8217; New York has been a magnet for lovers; Even those who could barely afford or comprehend this essential indulgence.
Without a good hotel reservation new york is a nightmare. 47-million people visit that vibrant metropolis in an average [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1341" href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/11/15/can-new-york-cost-less-cash-and-stress/new-york/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1341" title="new-york" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/new-york.jpg" alt="new-york" width="240" height="199" /></a>Ever since Bill Pullman totally lost Meg Ryan&#8217;s attention in Nora Ephron&#8217;s 1993 classic rom-com, &#8216;Sleepless in Seattle,&#8217; New York has been a magnet for lovers; Even those who could barely afford or comprehend this essential indulgence.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Without a good <a href="http://bookit.com/us/new-york/new-york-city/" target="_blank">hotel reservation new york</a> is a nightmare. 47-million people visit that vibrant metropolis in an average year and the range of hotels and discounts would boggle the mind. If you&#8217;re not planning a trip soon, you should. But get it professionally done so you can truly relax.</p>
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		<title>TV&#8217;s Fall Season&#8230;as in, fall-asleep!</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/09/03/tvs-fall-asleep-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every Summer is the same thing &#8211; there&#8217;s nothing worth watching on TV for what seems like months; Just re-runs, reality and mind-crushing soaps.
And those who engage in,  or enable this mass-market crime still can&#8217;t work out why their precious rating just keep going down.
We spend $100&#8217;s on TV&#8217;s and even more on nice mounts [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-679" href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/11/24/hi-def-meets-hi-design/tv/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-679" title="tv" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tv.jpg" alt="tv" width="240" height="167" /></a>Every Summer is the same thing &#8211; there&#8217;s nothing worth watching on TV for what seems like months; Just re-runs, reality and mind-crushing soaps.</p>
<p>And those who engage in,  or enable this mass-market crime <em>still</em> can&#8217;t work out why their precious rating just keep going down.</p>
<p>We spend $100&#8217;s on TV&#8217;s and even more on nice <a href="http://www.standsandmounts.com/" target="_blank">mounts</a> – and you can&#8217;t help but wonder why you even tune in?? Someone should broadcast 24/7 goldfish – at least <em>they&#8217;ve</em> got some skills.</p>
<p>If you upgraded your TV&#8217;s for the joys of HD&#8230;and you now wonder why, all is not lost. Check that link and pick some nice stands for your sets.</p>
<p>Then at least <em>one</em> thing on your TV will have been worth your time.</p>
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		<title>Home improvement can improve your whole life</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/08/19/home-improvement-can-improve-your-whole-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The current rash of home improvement shows on cable has inspired many people to polish and upgrade their homes. Th heartland of America is now now more couture than could even be imagined, say, ten years ago. And the attention to detail is fast becoming a bizarre but engaging delight.
If you are part of this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a rel="attachment wp-att-1170" href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2009/08/19/home-improvement-can-improve-your-whole-life/candles-in-notre-dame/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1170" title="candles-in-notre-dame" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/candles-in-notre-dame.jpg" alt="candles-in-notre-dame" width="240" height="172" /></a>The current rash of home improvement shows on cable has inspired many people to polish and upgrade their homes. Th heartland of America is now now more couture than could even be imagined, say, ten years ago. And the attention to detail is fast becoming a bizarre but engaging delight.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If you are part of this passion, you need people behind you who share in that dream. People who understand that candles and, of course, <a href="http://www.candlelightdesigns.com/cawasc.html" target="_blank">candle sconces</a> can add just the right touch to almost any room. And CandlelightDesigns are just such a crowd.  If you need a new way to add peace to a room, these are your people, so drop by and see..</p>
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		<title>With Liberty and Justice for&#8230;Some?</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/11/07/with-liberty-and-justice-forsome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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The votes are all counted, the bunting is gone and this glorious country is about to traverse yet another frontier as the first Western power to elect as their leader a man who is black. The intellectual eloquence embodied in this act is something of which you should all be boundlessly proud.
I only wish I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/whitehouse.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-582" title="White House Landing" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/whitehouse.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="150" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The votes are all counted, the bunting is gone and this glorious country is about to traverse yet another frontier as the first Western power to elect as their leader a man who is black. The intellectual eloquence embodied in this act is something of which you should all be boundlessly proud.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I only wish I could say the same for <a href="http://www.noonprop8.com/" target="_blank">Prop. 8</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In a matter of weeks one man&#8217;s elevation to President of a country will set a lustrous precedent for the entire world. Yet the cognitive tolerance that enabled this feat has left over 10,000 people in a legal abyss. With <a href="http://www.harlequinade.biz/2008/10/23/oh-to-be-an-american/" target="_blank">Prop. 8&#8217;s</a> demise, Massachusetts and Connecticut are the only states left where people who find love in a different way have the freedom and dignity to do as they please. The heartbreak this is causing must be beyond comprehension.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And not content with this selfish denial of personal choice the arrogant, judgmental bigots who invented Prop 8 are now preparing Court actions to destroy all the marriages that inspired their divisive crusade. The ACLU and several Gay Rights groups are engaged in defense but the fight could be hard, and the results a disaster. The voting is over and the battle is won&#8230;And <em>still</em> their opponents can&#8217;t say &#8216;Enough!&#8217;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">With foreclosures in thousands, a debt in the trillions and the economy cratering worse by the day, you&#8217;d think sentient, seemingly rational people could find something better to do with their time.</p>
<h5 style="text-align: justify;">Photo by <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/dcjohn/" target="_blank">DCJohn</a></h5>
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		<title>Death Meets Its Demise</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/10/30/death-meets-its-demise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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After tossing it all over the schedules like a grenade with the pin taken out, Fox has finally borrowed the nerve to [effectively] kill-off the Brad Garrett vehicle, “Til Death.” It&#8217;s been pulled from the schedules, effective today, and is supposed to return after November&#8217;s sweeps. But I don&#8217;t recommend holding your breath.
Mr. Garrett is [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">After tossing it all over the schedules like a grenade with the pin taken out, Fox has finally borrowed the nerve to [effectively] kill-off the Brad Garrett vehicle, “Til Death.” It&#8217;s been pulled from the schedules, effective today, and is supposed to return after November&#8217;s sweeps. But I don&#8217;t recommend holding your breath.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Mr. Garrett is a good Actor. I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;d stand in line to witness his Hamlet, but he displayed more talent and timing in one scene of &#8216;Raymond&#8217; than Mr. Romano presented in a season combined, and deserves better reward than a train-wreck like this. The plots were redundant, the neighbors repugnant and the corporate incompetence that made Fox unable to stick a pin in the schedule and stake that as its home was not just inept, it was fatal.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">A sit-com is only as good as its writers, but if ten-percent of their gift ever makes it to air, it&#8217;s often fatally scarred by the twenty &#8216;Producers&#8217; all the Nets seem determined to attach to each show.  A writer labors for hours to create their best work, then these prosaic drones who couldn&#8217;t &#8216;Produce&#8217; gas after ten-pounds of Bush&#8217;s hold two-hundred meetings and &#8216;produce&#8217; it to bits &#8211; And the resultant melange dooms that show to a grave. So the net buys a new one, and does the same thing!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And they can&#8217;t figure out why we&#8217;re all hooked on Tivo.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The recipe really is risibly simple. Talented cast + Unfettered Writers = Guaranteed Nielsen gold. And how to reach that Nirvana is equally clear: Don&#8217;t cancel the shows, can the &#8216;Producers.&#8217; You&#8217;ll save yourselves millions and the percipient talent will hook viewers in <em>droves</em>. And just think how the sponsors will love you for <em>that</em> !</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">But is there a way to get this message across? If you think you know one, feel free to suggest&#8230;</p>
<h5 style="text-align: justify;">Picture by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/beigephotos/" target="_blank">BeigeAlert</a></h5>
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		<title>Build Her A Yellow Brick Road</title>
		<link>http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/10/29/build-her-a-yellow-brick-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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Politics is boring. American politics doubly so, as not being a Citizen means it&#8217;s purely a spectator sport. And one that, in this case has gone so far into extra innings someone should repay us with jail time at least.
But it seems even this endless snore-fest may boast a silver interior &#8211; If the Elephant [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Politics is boring. American politics doubly so, as not being a Citizen means it&#8217;s purely a spectator sport. And one that, in this case has gone so far into extra innings <em>someone</em> should repay us with jail time at least.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">But it seems even <em>this</em> endless snore-fest may boast a silver interior &#8211; If the Elephant wins, we lose all lose the Scarecrow.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Heidi Klum and her husband, Seal, have now joined an elite list of names who are ready to head for the ports if the GOP wins. Stephen Baldwin, Susan Sarandon [and presumably Tim?] and Michael Stipe of REM have already declared they&#8217;re set to depart. And Tina Fey has announced she&#8217;ll vacate the whole planet.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Sweet Lord, say it could be?? A sojourn by the rest could be endured with ease. But the absence of Heidi? Even the <em>prospect</em> should cause a parade. She spends ten years as an overpaid clothes-horse for the talents of others, and now thinks this bestows the right to hold court on the worth of contestants whose passion alone exceeds her IQ, to reach fame and success in a career <em>she</em> has never dared to attempt.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Four years without her. What did we do to deserve such largess? And she&#8217;d be gone before we all go Hi-Def. 1400+ days without that Teutonic nose scarring grooves in my plasma&#8230;It&#8217;s right about now I wake up and find it&#8217;s a dream.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The return of the GOP would be a disaster. But the truth of her absence would sweeten the pill.</p>
<h5 style="text-align: justify;">Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/exfordy/" target="_blank">Exfordy</a></h5>
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		<title>Mr. Jackson &#8211; Take a Bow!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you may have heard elsewhere in the Blogosphere, Samuel L. Jackson has now joined the growing throng of celebrities lending their name and caché to the battle against Prop. 8.
This splendid Actor joins an impressive list of Hollywood&#8217;s elite who are determined to defeat this inexcusable attack on personal choice and freedom. The roll-call [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.noonprop8.com/"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-498" title="no-on-8_2" src="http://harlequinade.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/no-on-8_2.jpg" alt="" width="139" height="135" /></a>As you may have heard elsewhere in the Blogosphere, Samuel L. Jackson has now joined the growing throng of celebrities lending their name and caché to the battle against Prop. 8.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">This splendid Actor joins an impressive list of Hollywood&#8217;s elite who are determined to defeat this <a href="http://www.harlequinade.biz/2008/10/oh-to-be-an-american/">inexcusable attack</a> on personal choice and freedom. The roll-call includes Brad Pitt, Steven Spielberg, Barbra Streisand, Molly Ringwald, and a belated entry from Ellen DeGeneres.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If any of us lives long enough to see the end of this <em>interminable</em> election circus it would almost be sufficient reward for the pain we have suffered at the hands of the media to see this reprehensible attempt at intellectual censorship defeated, and the vociferous bigots who are its supporters vanquished and silenced forever. Eighteen months of coverage that resembled saturation bombing&#8230;and it all comes down to a lever.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">On Tuesday you will all be entrusted with a task whose importance and consequence is almost immeasurable. Please don&#8217;t waste your vote.</p>
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