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		<title>Bravo for Online Independence!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miramax and IFC are household names. And when someone who can count them as part of his resumé decides that the natural home for his next public venture is the web, the world of Entertainment has experienced a paradigm shift. &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/10/24/bravo-for-online-independence/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Miramax and IFC are household names. And when someone who can count them as part of his resumé<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a class="l" onmousedown="return clk('http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9sum%C3%A9','','','res','2','')" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9sum%C3%A9"><em> </em></a></span>decides that the natural home for his next public venture is the web, the world of Entertainment has experienced a paradigm shift. And in the right direction.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The exec in question is Mark Lipsky. He&#8217;s decided to launch a new venue for independent movies, and the whole operation is housed online. If a service gives Indie producers and their films more exposure, without being governed or crushed by the greedy conglomerates, I&#8217;m an implacable fan.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Audiences will be able to enjoy the newest independent productions &#8211; most of them making their worldwide debut &#8211; for less than $3. And <em>no</em> commercials to get in the way. You can find the story at Wired.com And the new indie theater is housed in <a href="http://www.giganticdigital.com/" target="_blank">this</a> rather elegant site.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Mark my words, folks, this is the future. In the 20+ years since its modest arrival, the Internet has woven itself into every key aspect of modern humanity. We&#8217;re now at a point where even the briefest of downtime makes civilized life an impossible dream. I saw an offer today from <a href="http://www.phonedog.com/local-long-distance/blog/spectrotel-offering-a-free-month-of-service-on-new-unlimited-residential-accounts.aspx">Spectrotel phone lines</a> – A month of free service, unlimited calls, and loads of great features, with long-distance included&#8230;But you have to sign-up <em>online</em>. See what I mean?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Hulu and You Tube brought TV to the web, Spectrotel&#8217;s leveraging it to save clients a bundle, iTunes has the soundtrack, and now Massive is bringing the Movies. Show your own Grandchildren a book in ten years and they&#8217;ll think you lived in a cave! The valiant savior of Independent films is no longer that Lion, but a sleek little mouse. And that&#8217;s just fine by me.</p>
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		<title>Ellen Enters The Battle</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:29:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a long and atypical silence from a woman not known for such calm introspection, Ellen has released a PSA on her talk-show website, urging California-based voters to oppose Prop 8, the ballot initiative that seeks to revoke gay people&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/10/15/ellen-enters-the-battle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">After a long and atypical silence from a woman not known for such calm introspection, Ellen has released a PSA on her <a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/10/prop_8_psa.php" target="_blank">talk-show website</a>, urging California-based voters to oppose Prop 8, the ballot initiative that seeks to revoke gay people&#8217;s access to the dubious joys of engaging in marriage.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Ms. DeGeneres, who married Portia de Rossi in August, had made no previous contribution, either fiscal or personal, to the ongoing fight against this malodorous plot. Her Mother, however [who is <em>not</em> currently a millionaire,] has donated $700 to strengthen the cause.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The &#8216;Prop 8&#8242; campaign is absurd, and founded on breathtaking arrogance. A small, judgmental and vociferous group, based in a State that has arguably the highest gay residency percentile in the country, are engaged in a battle to restrict and revoke people&#8217;s freedoms and rights in a way that would leave them apoplectic with rage if <em>they </em>were the target instead.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">If a gay man – or woman – wishes to indulge in a ceremony that proves their depth of affection and emotional commitment to someone who enhances their lives and helps makes them happy, it&#8217;s that person&#8217;s choice, their partner&#8217;s option&#8230;and no other living being&#8217;s business!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Were the gay community to even dare suggest that <span style="text-decoration: underline;">our</span> rights should be limited in a similar way, the results would be instant and almost incendiary. Yet in the full scope of history they&#8217;ve made no such demand. This beneficent forbearance of those who are different embodies a lesson from which some of their heterosexual brethren could learn a great deal.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">As I mentioned before, both <a href="http://www.harlequinade.biz/2008/09/steven-spielberg-says-no-on-prop-8/ " target="_blank">Steven Speilberg</a> and<em> </em><a href="http://www.harlequinade.biz/2008/09/mr-pitt-goes-to-sacramento.html" target="_blank">Brad Pitt</a> have brought their celebrity presence [and considerable wealth] to bear on this vital campaign. Ms. DeGeneres, however, along with many of her peers who share her choice, seems to happy to sit on her hands. Should she still be unsure of just how to employ them, I offer some simple, well-meaning advice&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Put them into your pocket, or over your mouth.</p>
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		<title>Talent Always Shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood&#8217;s creative anemia is advancing at a worrying pace. As I reported some weeks ago, MGM are in the process of creating what they now call &#8216;a reinvention&#8217; of 1980&#8242;s iconic Oscar-winner, &#8216;Fame.&#8217; Nine talented, new performers have been chosen &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/10/10/talent-always-shows/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:justify;color:#333399;"><span style="color: #000080;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__LAriKLoOqs/SO_AH5PjDnI/AAAAAAAAANk/yXTIvVR9lWE/s1600-h/ballet-shoes-small.jpg"><img style="float:right;cursor:pointer;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__LAriKLoOqs/SO_AH5PjDnI/AAAAAAAAANk/yXTIvVR9lWE/s320/ballet-shoes-small.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Hollywood&#8217;s creative anemia is advancing at a worrying pace.</span></div>
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<div style="text-align:justify;color:#333399;"><span style="color: #000080;">As I reported <a href="http://www.harlequinade.biz/2008/09/lets-just-remake-hollywood.html">some weeks ago</a>, MGM are in the process of creating what they now call &#8216;a reinvention&#8217; of 1980&#8242;s iconic Oscar-winner, &#8216;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080716/">Fame</a>.&#8217; Nine talented, new performers have been chosen as the Students, but players of the adult roles are still in discussions. Debbie Allen will even add a nod of approval from the original with a [hopefully meaningful] cameo role. Shooting is due to start late next month.</span></div>
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<p><span style="color: #000080;">The budget for this remake [And let's be honest, that's what it is. 'Reinvention' is just a way to say 'recycled idea' without sounding as creatively desperate as you actually are,] is $25-million. Which in Hollywood terms is pocket change! And that&#8217;s another reason why <span style="font-style:italic;">every</span> new Actor deserves the same kind of break as this movie should give those at its core.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;">Any Actor who demands $50m or more just to get out of bed is an over-sized ego, with legs. And whoever who pays it is that Actor&#8217;s fool. Give the freshmen a worthwhile chance and the results can burn holes in the screen. New Actors have a passion their more experienced peers ceased to feel or care about years ago. But the $50M guys put butts in the seats, so <span style="font-style:italic;">they</span> get all of the breaks. And that&#8217;s sad.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;">For those too young to remember, &#8216;Fame&#8217; is the story of the joys and despairs felt by hyper-talented teens and their mentors during a year of devotion [and copious sweating] at the High School for the Performing Arts in New York. The original movie set box-office records and quite rightly collected two Oscars. I hold no such hopes for its parody&#8217;s future.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;">The movie will debut on September 25 and I wish its new stars <span style="font-style:italic;">boundless</span> success. I just think Hollywood should give its nascent new talent a more worthy, <span style="font-style:italic;">original</span> showcase.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000080;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/megyarsh/">Megyarsh</a></span></span></div>
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		<title>In a World&#8230;without Don</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This business is suffused with a worrying number of people who could be beamed-up by the Klingons tomorrow, and no-one would notice the loss. Don LaFontaine was not one of them. The name may be new to you but I &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/09/03/in-a-worldwithout-don/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:justify;"><span style="color:rgb(51,51,153);">This business is suffused with a worrying number of people who could be beamed-up by the Klingons tomorrow, and no-one would  notice the loss. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0480963/">Don LaFontaine</a> was not one of them.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,153);">The name may be new to you but I can guarantee the vocals are not. In a 43-year career this modest and consummate professional added a peerless frisson of tension to over 5,000 trailers, including &#8220;Batman Returns,&#8221; and &#8220;The Terminator.&#8221; He also did commercial work, with his distinctive baritone in high demand by almost every major brand you can name. But despite a success that saw him shuttling between as many as ten voice-over sessions <span>a day</span> he remained modest about his fame and his gift &#8211; Which is one talent shared by <span style="font-style:italic;">very</span> few in this egocentric profession!</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,153);">This short video will give you a better image of this wonderful man. The Director is clearly a rabid egocentric but it gives us a fair outline of a man whose talent and guileless self-deprecation are too rare a blend to be lost to us so prematurely.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(51,51,153);">Watch for yourself, and enjoy&#8230;</span></p>
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		<title>This Man Should Run NBC !</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thelimey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an interview that appears today on Forbes.com, ten-time Emmy Award-winner Steven Bochco becomes the latest witness to Network greed. He&#8217;s decided to take his new drama series, “Raising the Bar,” to the cable station TNT, instead of to one &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/08/25/this-man-should-run-nbc/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:justify;color:rgb(51,51,153);">In an interview that appears today on Forbes.com, ten-time Emmy Award-winner <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004766/">Steven Bochco</a> becomes the latest witness to Network greed. He&#8217;s decided to take his new drama series, “Raising the Bar,” to the cable station TNT, instead of to one of the Nets.</p>
<p>Mr Bocho accuses the Networks of devolving into purveyors of programming he has no interest in providing. In other words, &#8220;Reality&#8221; series. He also tells Forbes that the Nets are obsessed with micromanaging every detail of a production&#8230;which comes as no surprise at all.</p>
<p>From the man who was largely responsible for “Hill Street Blues,” “L.A. Law,” “NYPD Blue,” and a string of other top-rated shows that earned the very same networks <span style="font-style:italic;">millions</span> in ad revenues, this is a damming indictment of the state of America&#8217;s broadcast media. The sad part, however, is: 1) How unarguably right his view is, and 2) The total absence of anyone in a similar position with the courage to agree, or even speak out at all.</p>
<p>I mean, when was the last time you watched a <span>quality</span> program on a broadcast network?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s say it: American television is about money. First, last and only. Not shows, not quality, and <span style="font-style:italic;">certainly</span> not the audience &#8211; Just the dollars. And as Mr. Bochco has proven, it shows. They make intellectual chewing gum for an audience they believe possess the IQ of wool, crush any spark of originality or creativity out of it with obsessive over-management, then infest it with commercials to make as much cash as possible.</p>
<p>&#8230;Then they wonder why people don&#8217;t watch??</p>
<p>The Summer hiatus is over and so are the Games. The &#8216;Fall&#8217; season could be the Nets&#8217; chance to repent and refocus their priorities. What do <span style="font-style:italic;">you</span> think &#8212; Will they recant and finally show us &#8211; the audience &#8211; some respect, or will they just go on as before?</p>
<p>Leave a comment and let&#8217;s take a poll&#8230;</p></div>
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		<title>Shake, Rattle and&#8230;Roll &#8216;em!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday&#8217;s earthquake only lasted about 15 seconds &#8211; and I must confess to being somewhat dismayed that none of its Earth shuffling influence made it up here &#8212; but it apparently caused some major discomfort in parts further south&#8230; The &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/07/31/shake-rattle-androll-em/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;">Tuesday&#8217;s earthquake only lasted about 15 seconds &#8211; and I must confess to being somewhat dismayed that none of its Earth shuffling influence made it up here &#8212; but it apparently caused some major discomfort in parts further south&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">The “Big Brother” crew, located in Studio City, were close to the epicenter and the cast were seen scrambling for cover when the shaking started. The whole house is actually built on a sound-stage &#8212; so it&#8217;s almost as fake as some of the inmates boobs?? &#8212; and as those inside are forbidden any form of outside contact the Producers were reduced to telling them what was happening by yelling the news at them through Bull-horns.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">&#8230;You couldn&#8217;t make this stuff up??</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Many of the cast are not even from California, so this was the first time they&#8217;d experienced a real, live quake. That perky Viewer&#8217;s favorite, Holly was caught on a sun-bed in only her undies when the fun started. I only wish I could be sure this proved the intellectual pygmies responsible for the show had defined a brave new policy to make people watch&#8230;but I doubt they possess the intuitive skills.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">But the cameras never stopped. The show is streamed live online 24/7, so the cast had to return to &#8216;work&#8217; as soon as the world calmed down. If they could only equal in relevance what they displayed in commitment, more people might find a reason to care.</p>
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		<title>The Line Forms Behind Me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;">It&#8217;s been rumored for years but the story is finally gaining substance. That pillar of truth and insider info, Peter Bart, has let it be known that Paramount are currently restoring one of the most revered and seminal films in the history of the medium &#8211; The Godfather. The negatives for the 1972 classic are being lovingly polished by a man who&#8217;s widely considered the finest at his craft &#8211; Restoration guru, Robert Harris.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">With a resumé that includes returning such sumptuous fare as Lawrence of Arabia, Spartacus and My Fair Lady to levels of pristine perfection even their Directors would never have believed possible, it&#8217;s clear this momentous duty is in very capable hands. The Godfather, [as Tom says in "You've Got Mail,"] is the I-Ching. It&#8217;s among the most universally admired and quoted movies in history, and to entrust its rebirth to anyone even remotely less qualified would have been nothing less than barbarism.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Mr. Harris has been forbidden to discuss the work, which has engaged the skills and patience of more than a dozen people, but the first official press release about the project will be released on Monday and the DVD and Blu-Ray editions are slated to be available by late September.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">I don&#8217;t know how you folks feel about the news of this well deserved renaissance but I&#8217;ve got a Blockbuster nearby, my sleeping bag&#8217;s ready and I&#8217;m counting the days &#8212; <span style="text-decoration:underline;">You</span> bring the Canole.</p>
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		<title>Run away from Runway</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[That legendary bastion of truth and insider knowledge, Perez, reports that the current fiasco surrounding Project Runway is not as mysterious as it sounds. His sources are reporting that Nina Garcia was indeed fired from her post at Elle magazine. &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2008/04/16/run-away-from-runway/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:justify;color:rgb(51,51,153);">That legendary bastion of truth and insider knowledge, Perez, reports that the current fiasco surrounding Project Runway is not as mysterious as it sounds. His sources are reporting that Nina Garcia was indeed fired from her post at Elle magazine. The cause? She never did any work! She&#8217;d drop into the office for a few hours a week, then make her Assistants carry most of the load.</p>
<p>This sounds perfectly logical to me &#8211; Being an Editor is hard work, while being a talking head on &#8216;Runway&#8217; is an indolent, egocentric banquet. Perez is simply providing more evidence for the widely-held view that, as is the case with most of her Bohemian cohorts on the show, Nina needs and fully deserves to be &#8216;aufed.&#8217;</p>
<p>Tim Gunn <span>teaches</span> fashion,<br />Michael Kors <span style="font-style:italic;">designs</span> fashion,<br />Nina writes&#8230;sorry, <span style="font-style:italic;">used to</span>&#8230;write about fashion,<br />And Heidi only wore other <span style="font-style:italic;">people&#8217;s</span> fashions.</p>
<p>&#8230;So Tim and Mr. Kors are the only ones with the slightest credibility or justification to even be sitting there.</p>
<p>As for Heidi&#8217;s qualifications, let&#8217;s be clear: Five years as an over-priced, anorexic clothes-horse for the design talents of others does <span style="font-style:italic;">not</span> give you the right to stand in judgment on the lives, hopes and dreams of people who possess even a modicum of that particular <span>talent</span>.</p>
<p>Tim and Mr. Kors can stay. Everyone else &#8212; Hasta la vista!</p></div>
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		<title>WGA &#8211; Day 5&#8230;.TGIF !!</title>
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<div style="text-align:justify;color:rgb(51,51,153);">After yesterday&#8217;s malevolent demands by the AMPTP that every word a Writer has even contemplated committing to paper belonged to them and must be surrendered immediately or incur a Fatwah, we reach another low-point in the course of any strike; The Opportunists.</p>
<p>The picket lines on the East Coast are rapidly becoming clogged and in dire need of red carpets as a positive <span style="font-style:italic;">barrage</span> of celebs arrive to&#8230;.er, &#8216;show their support.&#8217; In the last four days, Time Warner&#8217;s offices in NYC have played host to such luminaries as Tim Robbins, the cast of Law &amp; Order and SNL, Meg Ryan, David Hyde Pierce and many others. Here on the Western front we&#8217;ve savored the presence of Ms. Patricia Heaton, Ray Romano, several of the troupe from Betty, members of the staff at General Hospital and a cast of&#8230;.well, dozens!</p>
<p>Far be it from me to suggest the motivation for such overt validation of the Writers cause might <span style="font-style:italic;">just</span> be the intense media interest and the proximity of dozens of cameras and reporters, all eager to bestow your merest utterance upon the waiting world; Nor would I even dream of implying this sudden, ardent desire to visit the trenches might have anything to do with cleansing one&#8217;s karma by feigning solidarity with a group who earn less in a year than you do in a day, yet work 100-times harder.</p>
<p>But remember, these <span style="font-style:italic;">are</span> Actors – they&#8217;re [over]paid to do things that aren&#8217;t real. A few are even good at it!</p>
<p>There was also the predictable appearance by a black Minister from North Carolina. But the less said about that disingenuous narcissist, the better.</p>
<p>On a positive note, several Actors have shown self<span style="font-style:italic;">less</span> support for those on the lines – ER&#8217;s John Stamos told reporters that several members of the show&#8217;s cast will help their Writers cover car and mortgage payments. John Stewart has also made it known he&#8217;ll be helping the Writers from his own resources while they can&#8217;t work. <span style="font-style:italic;">That</span> is the kind of support they deserve, not the self-serving opportunism that&#8217;s clearly motivating so many of their new &#8216;friends.&#8217;</p>
<p>The Writers&#8217; cause is fair and just, but the stupidity and greed of their opponents compelled them to extreme action and may yet induce even greater hardship before a settlement is even considered. The Networks&#8217; contract with the DGA expires in June and whatever deal is made now will be used as a guide in <span style="font-style:italic;">those</span> discussions; If the Networks attempt the same intransigence with the Directors their whole <span style="font-style:italic;">industry </span>could grind to a halt. They need to realize they&#8217;ve had it far too good for <span style="font-style:italic;">far</span> too long, and it&#8217;s time to pay the bill.</p>
<p>The Writers deserve decent pay and a fair resolution, and the option to ignore that is fast running out.</p></div>
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		<title>WGA &#8211; Day 4. The Knives come out&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This should be titled, &#8220;Mediation Won&#8217;t Work&#8230;So Let&#8217;s Try Fear&#8221;&#8230; Members of the Western arm of the WGA whose unproduced scripts were shopped or bought by a Studio now have until tomorrow [Friday] to give those scripts to the Union &#8230; <a href="http://www.harlequinade.org/2007/11/08/wga-day-4-the-knives-come-out/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="text-align:justify;">This should be titled, &#8220;Mediation Won&#8217;t Work&#8230;So Let&#8217;s Try Fear&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p>Members of the Western arm of the WGA whose unproduced scripts were shopped or bought by a Studio now have until tomorrow [Friday] to give those scripts to the Union for their &#8216;Script Validation&#8217; program. This is an attempt to keep track of possible rogue writers, and trace any work that might break the strike.</p>
<p>As one might expect, the AMPTP is handling the matter with all the restrained dignity of a grenade with the pin missing&#8230;In short, they&#8217;re having a super-annuated <span style="font-style:italic;">cow</span>!</p>
<p>Their response was a positive blizzard of &#8220;Cease and Desist&#8221; orders, trying to get the scripts into their [ahem!] &#8216;safe keeping.&#8217; The WGA ignored their demands so the AMPTP sent doom-laden letters direct to the WGA&#8217;s members, threatening everything short of eternal damnation if scripts written under contract were not immediately surrendered to them. The Guild promptly filed a complaint about this intimidation with the Labor Relations Board, and it was stopped. But what will take its place is a very good question.</p>
<p>The WGA can&#8217;t &#8216;force&#8217; the Writers to obey, but so far <span style="font-style:italic;">hundreds</span> of scripts have already been delivered to their offices. The results of such mass defiance have yet to appear but you can bet the AMPTP are already employing every available grain of guile and cunning to sink the strike so no-one but them gets a decent, living wage. Studio executives are <span style="font-style:italic;">obscenely</span> rewarded for an amount of work you couldn&#8217;t find with a microscope. But they want you to believe the <span style="font-style:italic;">Writers</span> are greedy.</p>
<p>In 2006, an average Writer earned $200-300k. Leslie Moonves [the boss of CBS] earned $28-million. <span style="font-style:italic;">You</span> do the math!</p>
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