Since arriving in the US she’s launched a clothing line no-one would wear and a perfume no-one could stand, and added her name to the cover of two books which left critics utterly non-plussed by the surprising absence of crayon. Now she wishes to be known as a gourmand.

So let’s see if we’ve got this right; A being who has already proven to a world whose indifference to her very existence is boundless that she can’t sing, dance or act now wants to show beyond any possible hope of recant that she can’t cook.

Is there no beginning to this woman’s talent?

Actually, to be fair, she’ll be joint partners in the eatery with Gordon Ramsey. So as far as I can see, it’s business as usual; Her first ill-advised venture into unwarranted notoriety was achieved with someone else providing the voice. This time, she’s got someone else cooking the food.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

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